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'Jampa baby I'm all yours'

11 years ago | 11967 Views

A 3 year old used to sleep in the middle with his mum and dad... Surprisingly he would wake up in the morning with dad in the middle and him on the far end... One day he decides to stay awake to see how that happens and pretends to be asleep... then suddenly dad's voice, 'ngijampe babes' and mum replies, 'jampa baby I'm all yours'...... then the boys says, 'umuntu anginyathele khonapha uzabona, kuvele kujampwa kusiywa ngaphi ebusuku lobo'.

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Tags: joke

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Anonymous user 11 years

I give up, ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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